Holy Caped Crusader Batman

The kid just asked me why the sonar on the Bat Boat wouldn't detect the Penguin's submarine approaching. Holy Long John Silver, I give up on improvising stories and I'm sticking to reading out of books.

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He's Bilingual

Putting on sir's shoes.  Him: "Right Foot"  Me: Raised eyebrow.  "I mean left.  I just saying it in Spanish Mama."  

A. J. Jacobs

My favorite sentence I've read this week. "I am officially Jewish, but I'm Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant." So been there.

The Force has been Misplaced

"Hey mama, why are we the only ones looking for the remote?"  Whoa nelly, he. did. not.
"Well my heart, because
- I just spent twenty minutes looking for it.
-you're the ones who want to watch tv.
-I'm not the one who watched tv yesterday with it.
-I'm being super cool to let you watch at all.
-I just gave you bubble gum and put chocolate in your trail mix.
-You made me miss my cycling class this morning.
-You aren't appreciative when I DO find your things for you.
-You already said that you were using it as a spaceship this morning.
and
-I pushed for three of my twelve hours."
Sheet.

The Dude

He's Brilliantly Bad

A:  Mama, come play with me upstairs?
M:  Love to buddy.  Did you pick up your toys yet, so that we have room to play?
A: Yep.
M: Are you sure?
A: Yep.
M: All clean?
A: Yep.
M: Do you want to go double check before I come up so you don't get in trouble for lying?
A: That's a great idea.
......
A: (from top of stairs)  Mama, Goldilocks played with my toys and left them all out.  You should clean it for her.

So Beautiful.

Lookie Lookie.
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