"You wanna hear something cool mom?" I should automatically say no to this. "I was sitting on the toilet and I didn't know I had a piece of poo left in my bottom and I sneezed and it flew out! It really flew there was a splash and everything!"
On a similar note, have any of you managed to teach your child to wipe his bottom thoroughly? If so, I'd like to get a piece of that non skid mark parenting.