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Friday, December 4, 2009

The Shit on Shit

"You wanna hear something cool mom?" I should automatically say no to this. "I was sitting on the toilet and I didn't know I had a piece of poo left in my bottom and I sneezed and it flew out!  It really flew there was a splash and everything!"
Pride.
On a similar note, have any of you managed to teach your child to wipe his bottom thoroughly? If so, I'd like to get a piece of that non skid mark parenting.

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