"Hey mama, why are we the only ones looking for the remote?" Whoa nelly, he. did. not.
"Well my heart, because
- I just spent twenty minutes looking for it.
-you're the ones who want to watch tv.
-I'm not the one who watched tv yesterday with it.
-I'm being super cool to let you watch at all.
-I just gave you bubble gum and put chocolate in your trail mix.
-You made me miss my cycling class this morning.
-You aren't appreciative when I DO find your things for you.
-You already said that you were using it as a spaceship this morning.
-I pushed for three of my twelve hours."