Is this the only kind of yogurt I can have?
Baby, can you give me 5 minutes of quiet time so that I can finish writing?
Sure, when you're done can you make me a paper airplane?
Of course my heart, just give me a second to wrap this up.
Okay [STOP] did you use my treasure map today because it's on the stairs?
No baby, you had it there this morning when you and your brother were playing . . . give me a second.
You know I think I need to make two airplanes actually so that you can fly one and I can fly one when you're done. . . .[no answer] . . .Mom let me just show you one thing, Mom, can you hear me? Mama.
Sorry mama. [STOP] Can I have something else to eat?
Go get an apple.
[Disappears into the kitchen for 8 - 12 seconds] What kind of apples are these?
I'm going to the bathroom.
I thought you were going to get strawberry apples this time.
Wash your hands with soap
What kind of apples are these?
I don't want to.
[Evil Mama look]
Okay. Are you going to make me a paper airplane?
[I, Mama, give my first born child the finger behind his back as he walks into the kitchen to get the construction paper.]
Are you hearing me Mama? MAMA.
[Napping baby from other room] . . Mama?