I think my 2 year old may be out to get me.

This morning I got out the dog's happy pills, noticed I only had three left. Gave him his pill but left the bottle out to refill the prescription. Went into the office to look up vet's number and came back to find an open bottle and no pills ande Augie sitting quietly on his chair looking at me all crazy like. Where did you put the medicine Augie? (Who is really good about not taking any medicine since eating charcoal in the ER a year ago.) He slowly pointed to my coffee, which had been dosed with two 85 lb poodle doses of paxal. Have you seen family guy? Is it my imagination?